Don’t believe the hype. Jeff Goldblum is also rumored to be dead right now, but this rumor was started on a fake website.
Although you can google search “Jeff Goldblum” and click “news” and see three results already, none of the websites work, and all of them are pretty iffy in the first place.
If you ever hear a report of any celeb. “dying from falling off a roof in New Zealand”, it is simply not true. Well, most likely. Rumors that Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise fell off a roof and died in New Zealand started in 2006.
Pittsburgh native Jeff Goldblum is still alive and kickin’!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
I can hardly believe it. I wonder what his legacy will evolve into. I found a thoughtful discussion at pandalous. It’s here: http://www.pandalous.com/nodes/michael_jackson_is_dead
His story is a tragic one, from his earliest years until his untimely death. We drank Blue Moon[walk] at the bar last night in his hour, while the jukebox constantly rang out MJ tunes. Despite his weirdness, he was one rad dude in his prime.