Dinor already bought. I’m a joke. Ultimate Warrior.

http://www.goerie.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011311189877

Bruce Leveto purchased the diner for $385,650. He was the only person to bid on it, according to the Erie County Sheriff’s Office.

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“From what I understand, (Leveto) wants to hold onto the property for now and then maybe look to lease it to someone to take it over as a diner or restaurant,” Lucas said.

This news is something like a month old.

In more recent news that nobody cares about:

http://www.goerie.com/article/20111206/NEWS02/312069895/Edinboro-police-seek-man-who-passed-phony-$100-bill

Borough police are looking for a man accused of passing a counterfeit $100 bill at a gas station in late November.

Police said the unidentified man used the phony bill to buy a $50 gas card at the Country Fair store on East Plum Street on Nov. 28 at about 9 p.m.

The man was described as a white male in his late teens or early 20s, 5 feet 10 to 5 feet 11 inches tall. He was driving a silver compact car.

I feel like this post is lacking, so the rest of this post will be an update on wrestling legend Ultimate Warrior.

This is what he used to be. Getting ready to send you to the principals office and call your parents. Doesn’t even look like a human being.

 

This is what he is now.

For more fun, here’s his unreal blog.

A lot of young guys write telling me they want be in the business or be like Ultimate Warrior, live like me, look like me, think and act like me. Last week I even had a guy tell me it was my responsibility to find a replacement Ultimate Warrior, train him and put him in the business. You believe that shit? When that kind of stuff comes into my email box the comedy of it allows me to forgo stomach work for the day because of all the sustained, deep laughter.  Anyway, Ultimate Warrior was great. He was One-of-a-Kind. I know what the fuck I achieved.

Totally insane.